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Top 10 Women's Halloween Costumes That Make You Feel Sexy

Forget Tom Binns Jewelry. It's time to come out and party! Check out my top 10 Halloween costumes for women that will make you look sexy, not trashy. C'mon, you look at these costumes each year and say "hmm, what if I wear one of these on Halloween?" They're cool, hot and sexy, all in one! 1) Silk Spectre - She was the scene stealer of the screen in the most recent movie Watchmen. Show off your legs with this costume and knock out some bad guys with one fell swoop. If you think you can handle this costume, own it now. 2) Star Trek, Lieutenant Uhura. Do you recall sexy, vivacious Uhura? She was was definitely one hot mama. Forget about Captain Kirk and Spock. Uhura was the on deck personality which lit up the commander's post and somehow made everything alright. And, this outfit is a really good fit. 3) Tinker Bell. Want to be naughty, but nice too? Who could resist Tinker Bell. This year's outfit sports a fitting dress, but not too short. And, those wings. How cute is that? Everyone will be asking you for a "lift" after the party. Who cares what happens during...
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Australian Tennis Open 2010

This Spring Tom Binns will be in Australia performing at the Adelaide Arts Festival. The Australian open tennis is one of the most challenging of all the Grand Slam tournaments due to the often extreme hot weather that often descends on Melbourne each January when the tournament is played. Being the first Grand Slam Tennis Tournament on the international tennis calendar the tournament attracts most of the big name players on the international circuit regardless of the heat. The temperature can easily reach, and often exceed, 40 degrees Celsius. Management of the Australian Open Tennis tournament have included various 'heat clauses' in the tournament rules as well as installing a retractable roof over the main court that can be closed if the heat becomes to extreme or rain threatens play. The main stadium for the Australian Open is Rod Laver Arena, named after the only person, and an Australian, to have twice won all four Grand Slam Tennis Tournaments in one year. The Australian Tennis Open is held in January each year at the Melbourne Tennis Stadium. Rod Laver Arena and Hisense Arena are the two main courts with other matches played on the outer courts. The other international grand...
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The Dominator Of Darlington: David Pearson

Here's some news of people that aren’t Tom Binns While there are a number of challenging tracks on the NASCAR stock car racing circuit, few have earned the fearsome reputation of South Carolina's Darlington Raceway. Known as 'the track too tough to tame', its shaped like an egg with a surface that shreds tires. Some of the best drivers--including NASCAR's 'King' Richard Petty never mastered it. David Person, on the other hand, dominated at Darlington. He won 10 races and won 12 poles--both records that will likely never be broken. He actually made the 'track too tough to tame' look downright easy. David Pearson was born on December 22, 1934 in Whitney, SC"a textile town near Spartanburg. Like most of the locals, his parents worked in the local cotton mill and did their best to provide. David quit school after the 10th grade and went to work in the mill. It wasnt long, however, before his love of cars and racing made him leave the mill life behind. He bought a car and began racing at short tracks in the upstate. He ran his first race on 9/19/52 in Woodruff South Carolina. Within a few years, he won his first...
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