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Top 10 Women's Halloween Costumes That Make You Feel Sexy

Forget Tom Binns Jewelry. It's time to come out and party! Check out my top 10 Halloween costumes for women that will make you look sexy, not trashy. C'mon, you look at these costumes each year and say "hmm, what if I wear one of these on Halloween?" They're cool, hot and sexy, all in one! 1) Silk Spectre - She was the scene stealer of the screen in the most recent movie Watchmen. Show off your legs with this costume and knock out some bad guys with one fell swoop. If you think you can handle this costume, own it now. 2) Star Trek, Lieutenant Uhura. Do you recall sexy, vivacious Uhura? She was was definitely one hot mama. Forget about Captain Kirk and Spock. Uhura was the on deck personality which lit up the commander's post and somehow made everything alright. And, this outfit is a really good fit. 3) Tinker Bell. Want to be naughty, but nice too? Who could resist Tinker Bell. This year's outfit sports a fitting dress, but not too short. And, those wings. How cute is that? Everyone will be asking you for a "lift" after the party. Who cares what happens during...
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Heavy Metal Viking Style: Amon Amarth

Throughout its history, heavy metal has done well to avoid pretense. Bands sung about topics like slaying dragons, chasing women, and partying. Then, at some point during the 1990s, the cancer of nu metal started to metastasize in the heavy metal genre. Bands started singing about relationships and their feelings in an effort to gain mainstream popularity. Were not talking about an obligatory power ballad here and there"some bands sung about nothing else than how miserable they were and how sad they were over a failed relationship. The good news is that the 'nu metal' movement has been met with a serious backlash. Among the defenders of traditional metal values is Swedish Viking metal band Amon Amarth. As the name implies, bands from the Viking metal genre sing about subjects of interest to vikings such as sailing, lusting for adventure and conquest, furious winds and treacherous seas. Amon Amarth took their name from a location in J.R.R. Tolkiens Middle Earth, and their name means Mount Doom in the Elvish language of Sindarin. Drawing musical inspiration from bands such as Bolt Thrower and their Viking metal predecessors Bathory and Enslaved, who in turn took their cue from the great American band...
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Australian Tennis Open 2010

This Spring Tom Binns will be in Australia performing at the Adelaide Arts Festival. The Australian open tennis is one of the most challenging of all the Grand Slam tournaments due to the often extreme hot weather that often descends on Melbourne each January when the tournament is played. Being the first Grand Slam Tennis Tournament on the international tennis calendar the tournament attracts most of the big name players on the international circuit regardless of the heat. The temperature can easily reach, and often exceed, 40 degrees Celsius. Management of the Australian Open Tennis tournament have included various 'heat clauses' in the tournament rules as well as installing a retractable roof over the main court that can be closed if the heat becomes to extreme or rain threatens play. The main stadium for the Australian Open is Rod Laver Arena, named after the only person, and an Australian, to have twice won all four Grand Slam Tennis Tournaments in one year. The Australian Tennis Open is held in January each year at the Melbourne Tennis Stadium. Rod Laver Arena and Hisense Arena are the two main courts with other matches played on the outer courts. The other international grand...
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